i think my roommate is a robot. this morning, as i woke up to go take a bath, i heard the weirdest sounds coming from the bathroom...there they are again! actually. it sounds something like a drill hitting the side of the porcelain bathtub, in a manner that simultaneously vibrates while making a high pitched drilling noise (like the kind you hear when you have to go to the dentist). i suppose it could be some type of electric shaver? or reasonably enough, it could be a dildo. but if it was, it sounds like it might be the most painful dildo in all existence. so i have ruled that option out. they have, actually been going on for quite some time. and while i know there is most likely a legitimate reason for this, my ultimate conclusion is that my roommate is a robot. and is having to perform some sort of surgery on herself.
update: the noises are actually coming from somewhere above me. but this doesn't mean the robot couldn't be my bitchy upstairs italian roommate. these things are still a possibility. i'll keep you updated on what i find.
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